Friday, September 01, 2006
What's in your packed lunch box?
There are at least two Britains.
This is reinforced on a daily basis when reading the newspaper.
Parents pack focaccia and sushi in lunch boxes.
Where the bloody hell is this? Roughly two-thirds of my form group are entitled to free school meals. The other third are lucky if they get plastic ham slapped between two slices of doughy white bread.
I intend to ask them on their return next week what they think focaccia is. My bet is an STD. Any other offers?