Thursday, September 28, 2006

Five a Day

I'm filling in a form and Marmite Kid is on Bitesize.

You always used to have fruit in your office miss. Do you remember when you gave me the hairy apple?

I think you mean a peach but I don't buy them. I prefer nectarines. Are you sure it was me?

You're the only person what tries to make me eat fruit and I know what a peach is.

[5 minutes pass]

Like a plum, miss. But a different colour and hairy.

[I laugh]. Hairy apple! Do you mean an apricot?

Yeah. [Looking bashful]. It was disgusting. No point remembering the name.

1 comment:

Red said...

The Marmite Kid sounds suspiciously like my husband...