I'm filling in a form and Marmite Kid is on Bitesize.
You always used to have fruit in your office miss. Do you remember when you gave me the hairy apple?
I think you mean a peach but I don't buy them. I prefer nectarines. Are you sure it was me?
You're the only person what tries to make me eat fruit and I know what a peach is.
[5 minutes pass]
Like a plum, miss. But a different colour and hairy.
[I laugh]. Hairy apple! Do you mean an apricot?
Yeah. [Looking bashful]. It was disgusting. No point remembering the name.