A man with two small children talking to his neighbour.
"I'm going to tell 'er when she rings tonight. Get on the first plane 'ome, love."
"They've not bin bad 'ave, they?"
"Nah. Good as gold just I gotta work. It's 'ard looking after 'em as well. All the getting ready in the morning...after work. Too much."
The neighbour, a big black woman, laughs a deep belly laugh. "Welcome to the real world. Millions of women every day all over the world do that for years, mate, with no thanks. That's made me laugh, that."