The Tube

Coolbuddha blogged yesterday about tube étiquette. I did my own pet hates back at the beginning of October - funnily enough, people barging on before you've got off hit the number one spot on both occasions.

Today, I jumped on the fast train 25 minutes later than normal and met a new phenomenen. The Smug Couple. Oh my god. They were loud and more importantly annoying. There were lots of them. What do I want to know about their drains, guttering and cat's fleas before 8 o'clock in the morning?

Trains in the morning are packed. Trains in the morning are, with the exception of the hisses and screeches of the train itself, silent. There is no place for couples.

I shall have to ensure I stick with the 7.14. We're all train singletons.