This is the second time this has happened to me. You cram into a tube and get pushed this way and that as everyone rearranges themselves and then you realise you're miles from a pole.
Emma: Can I just put my arm through there, please? I have nothing to hold on to.
Stranger: I've something you can hold on to, love. (Leer, leer).
Cue withering teacher stare.
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Eww - no. Deserves a knee to the proverbials. Mind you, a withering teacher stare in return does sound a little scary!
Bravo that man for his ready wit and repartee. I agree with coolbuddha a withering teacher stare does sound scary, even dare I say - kinky !!!
emma what can you expect - you put up a line like that and it really is only going to get one sort of answer.
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