Sunday, January 20, 2008

Should have gone to Specsavers

We've all been there.

On the tube or train or bus. Intently looking at a woman's stomach trying to work out whether or not she's pregnant. You don't want to be impolite if she is; you don't want to offend if she isn't.

The man who offered me his seat Monday evening on the Central line clearly needs his eyes testing. After my uncontrolled laughter I doubt he'll ever ask another woman ever again if she wants a seat.

My waist is a rather small size eight.

6 comments:

Rehan Qayoom said...

Funny man.

Ashley said...

No way! Were you dressed in something roomy and perhaps even, frumpy?? Hilarious!!

Red said...

Maybe he was just being a gentleman, offering his seat to a woman irrespective of any pregnancy issues.

God, I wish there were more men like that, and you laughed in his face?!?

ems said...

Roomy? Frumpy? I have a figure to show off, Ashley!!!

Red - he said something along the lines of "I can see you're expecting...would you like a seat?". I wouldn't ordinarily laugh at a gentleman.

Ashley said...

Maybe the guy is one of those eccentrics who wanted to screw with your head (seeing clearly your well maintained abs)?

pat said...

are you sure you are not putting on weight?