Saturday, June 04, 2005
Ban it, I say!
I have long had a problem with people, usually woman, who cover themselves from head to foot in strong perfume. They may well think they smell delightful but the strength of the scent is enough to induce a headache in us weaker souls. I have had to move seats on the tube, train and bus before now. The crunch came watching As You Like It at the Wyndham’s last night. I wanted the woman next to me arrested for assault – the physical assault of my senses. I think she may have attempted drowning in whatever perfume it was she was wearing before being whisked out of the house for a pleasant evening. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the choice of moving seats. I propose a campaign to stop the sale of such dangerous poisons. Anyone want to join me?