Smelly Pear Core

I wish it did do what it said on the tin

Whether or not you've ever used Ronseal, I'm guessing most people haven't, you're probably familiar with their slogan, and like me, try to apply it to everything. Including Mothercare maternity bras like this one:

The tin declares it to be a "fashion support bra".

Please do believe me when I point out it is neither fashionable nor supportive.

I'm back...and 35 weeks pregnant

(Yes, I did scan it a little on the wonky side).

I decided I wanted to create page borders.

I've been reading Nigel Slater's latest offering Tender which is full of vegetables.

I can draw leeks (just).

I put the two together.